Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala April 01, 2018

Moo moo head

The term (moo moo head) is someone who’s a bit distant at times (just like a cow) but are very cute too look at.

Wife: you forgot my birthday again!

Husband: sorry ...birthday sex ?

Wife: oh you moo moo head. I don’t want dick tonight ...feed my pussy right .

by That ting ting May 15, 2021

Moo Psi Moo

One of many Purple Side cheers. Usually only done by the leaders and vintage purples. Most commonly done during College Night season. You gotta be a mighty purple to party with the Purple Side. PV!!

Moo Psi Moo! Milk It! Milk It! Milk It! ✌️💜

by FalconManPV February 26, 2022

Moo-beeds

A small white furry dog

Moo-beeds is in the corner

by Corporatescott February 10, 2024

Blacky Moo Moo

Refers to someone that is being uncool

You are a blacky moo moo.

by Maursio is cool June 04, 2022

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

mooing

The term “you mooing” means that you said something wild and out of the norm

For example when someone says something freaky you say “you mooing extraordinarily bruh”

by dami and liyah December 09, 2024