by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 10, 2019
Get the The Jakemug. Friend: Have you revised for the test?
You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.
Friend: Haha good luck then.
You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.
Friend: Haha good luck then.
by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018
Get the jake itmug. One of the sweetest boys you will ever meet, He is old fashion he will open doors and Treat you like Roytaly he has a great taste of music He has amazing hair and eyes he is a bad boy with a heart of gold every girl wants to be with him low-Key he is a amazing friend in every way He’s very sweet boy. Any girl is Jealous of his girlfriend, Jake is normally a popular kid with a awesome smile that makes any girl Happy. He normally has a deep voice He listens carefully and every girl loves to talk to him everyone comes to him for advice He has Great taste in clothes.He Spoils his Girlfriend With paragraphs and Gifts.
by Nugget chicken liken April 21, 2018
Get the Jakemug. The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
by jakelloyd November 10, 2017
Get the jakemug. Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie
I love you so much Jake.
by Littlelilly September 18, 2017
Get the Jakemug. probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
by user1423 December 27, 2020
Get the jakemug. Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
Get the Jakemug.