take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020

no condom moment

when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex

oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history

by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021

Life Condom

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

tp condom

A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.

Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.

by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.

Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.

by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023

nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.

Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?

by The Ford Administration September 3, 2016