leap of fail

When you accept and believe in you will fail so much that you do not even try. Pretty much like learned helplessness.

Lazy student: I took a leap of fail in FLED 101 last semester.

by bathtubpisser March 14, 2011

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Super Fail

A notch below Epic Fail. See the definition Epic Fail and bring it down a notch.

Guy: "Dude, I watched Avatar like 25 times."
Other Guy: "Super Fail.... Homo."

by wordy_bird April 30, 2010

Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q

by FG5000 May 15, 2021

upload failed

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

by Pehnus June 8, 2016

Fail ID

What you call Apple's Face ID feature when it fails to unlock your Apple phone using face recognition.

iPhone owner: "Bro, my iPhone won't unlock, facial recognition isn't working all of a sudden."

iPhone critic: "Fail ID! So much for artificial intelligence and all that stuff."

by 306Rawj September 12, 2017