The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020

HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?

"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."

by torispseudonym June 12, 2024

hag

annoying person

1: "why is she so haggish today?"
2: "idk. what a hag."

by eliviaellie June 1, 2019

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Hag

Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).

"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."

- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?

- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best

* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.

by Akir0 March 21, 2025

Skag hag nag

An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina

Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend

by lolalovelace December 20, 2023