Fortnite

A game that has to update every fortnight and is the cause of most rage and the death of the person sitting next to him/her

*guy snipes ninja*
Ninja: grabs mouse and shoves up his ass and farts out at Jessica then dies.
-Fortnite 2020

by Hipstermonium April 6, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub

No but I played fortnite does that count?

No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn

Fortnite is a game

by VinceThatGuy April 16, 2020

Fortnite

A shitty game. That's it.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: No, i'm not a dumbass.
Guy 1: oMg Y u HaTe FoRtNiTe ItS dA bEsT gAmE eVeR!!!!!11!1

by fortnite_is_gay_and_lesbian April 18, 2020

Fortnite

See, gay virgins
A game where whiny 9 year old's get their first boner.

Ex.1
9 yr old: mi stic iz go in upz
Me: what. the. fuck.
Ex.2
Same 9 yr old: zOMG! y da fuk did u kil me! imm telin mi momm!
Me: what. the. fuck.
This is why kids, you shouldn't play fortnite LOL

by ToxicHybridWolf April 21, 2020

Fortnite

The game kids play when you want to waste money cause your friend said. I GOT SKULL TROOPER.

O MY EFFING GOD I GOT SKULLTROOPER IN FORTNITE!

by BananaBoi1896 April 25, 2020

Fortnite

A dead game

Dude 1: "Yo fortnite old af"

Me: "Your just a hater"

Everyone: ".......... agreed..."

Dude 1: "Wait for it"

Epic Games: "Fortnite Season 12 Is postponed"

Everyone Including Me: "Sigh" (Pause) "Enough said, switch to pubg

by revolver196831 February 10, 2020

Fortnite

A Fortnite Is when a group of virgin children play a asinine game for which only virgins play

Joey:Wanna play fortnite?
Alex: no I go to you mom home

by The Equivalint to methalhedimi February 24, 2020