Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time

oh that lemon smoocher got a date

by hokageitachi November 18, 2016

lemon poosie

A compliment, an insult, or a drug - only the context will determine its meaning.

Scenario A:
Guy: "Hey bby, lemme sniff that lemon poosie."

Scenario B:
Guy: "Dude, you such a lemon poosie."

Scenario C:

Guy: "Hey, you got that good shit?"
Dealer: "Yeah, here you go mah guy."
Guy: "AAAAAA SHIT, that's some good lemon poosie."

by Gay-ben May 24, 2018

lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.

I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017

lemon soul

It’s a bittersweet person; someone who is sour or naive but has a good personality

She has such a lemon soul

by lily541 April 14, 2018

lemon frog

A sex act involving two or more homosexuals inserting lemons in their rectums and then play leap frog untell properly gratified.

I heard Chip and Dale like to lemon frog each other all night long

by Dimond Dan December 15, 2014

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 23, 2017

lemon swirlly

a regular swirlly except now, the bully has urinated in the toilet beforehand and the wimp receives a lemon swirlly.

bully: that little wimp's gonna get a lemon swirlly.

by mrburns1602 June 20, 2012