lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.

I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Lemon Nerds

A group of people that like to draw faces on lemons.

The Lemon Nerds drew a troll face on a lemon!

by LemonFurry May 18, 2019

Ms. Lemon

Always very angry at the class but still laughing with it

Ms. Lemon is pissed but she is still laughing because Armani is funny as hell

by CJP503 May 4, 2022

Lemon Lover

Someone who loves lemons so much they refuse to eat limes

You are such a Lemon Lover

by Jeffrey the juice man August 13, 2019

Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!

Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation

Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night

by Plehh April 10, 2017