May 11

That moment when you receive true freedom from the worst 4 years of classes anyone could ask for... which quickly comes to an end when some random ass company chains you to some desk by your mental pink sock forcing you to slave away in a room smelling like a dutch oven where all the couches in the break room have already been hot pocketed by the last bitch who got an alaskan snow dragon on her smoke break.

Well shit, after May 11 the only job I could get was in California. How am I gonna tell my girlfriend?

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

January 11

It's national your bsf birthday today. So make sure to give them a present and say happy birthday

Taylor: Hey girl it's January 11!

Payton: yeah Soo
Taylor: yeah so go say happy birthday to your friend cause it's national your bsf birthday today!

by From your bsf. Your welcome October 13, 2019

2-11

police code for a bank robbery

10-4 car 98, we got a 2-11 in progress at the bb&t bank on fifth, all availible units please respond

by mark twian May 11, 2010

9/11

9/11 is four minutes before nine fifteen

Jeez is that the time 9/11 four more minutes and it will be a quarter past the hour.
Time to go to the pub to meet my friends and have a pint.

by Iva Boughta DePump September 16, 2005

September 11

If you're born on this date you're gay

Really gay

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: How did you know

Person 1: You're born on September 11 th

by NotWelsh_Devil03 April 11, 2020

7-11

a dice game originally known as craps. Comes from the fact that a 7 or 11 wins on the first roll

I was playing some 7-11 and lost all my muthafuckin money, man. Now howm I gonna pay my babys child support?

by bojzzle October 10, 2004

9/11

What America the Nation had coming to them. Innocent don't deserve to die. It's a two way street. You don't get to invade, bomb, and wrongfully accuse and threaten other countries, but then condemn those whose lives were ruined by the U.S. Government and Military.

9/11 happens in Iraq and Afghanistan everyday, except it's worse. It's justified...

by An Intelligent Pineapple February 12, 2010