mom’s clitoris

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Dad loves to play with mom’s clitoris at all kinds of odd times!

by Scimitar May 27, 2022

White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.

Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.

by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.

4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.

by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022

Your mom

When you say your mo when she calls you four dinner

Honey come for dinner
Cousin your mom is calling you

by Fred; October 5, 2021