your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Just makes people mad af.

Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.

Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

UR MOM

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by Jo ma’am June 14, 2022

ur mom

a hot woman

person 1: hey look, its ur mom!
person 2: who's your mom??
Person 1: A hot woman.

by jennalovesyourmom December 14, 2021

Nabil mom

A nasty BITCH with yeast infections and has sex with multiple men daily

Nabil mom gets raped daily on the bus

by NabilAlphinuglyboy November 19, 2023

Your mom is not da bomb

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*

by PlebGuy101 May 17, 2018

Your mom

It is funny until they dont have a mom

“Your mom”
“Oh wait im sorry-“
(Cries cutely)

by Charlie D”melio/brown/spring October 12, 2022