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ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.
Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*
by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018
mugGet the ur dog a frogmug.

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.
John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018
mugGet the ur dog a logmug.

Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.
Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.
by Rogefag December 11, 2010
mugGet the Frozen corn-dogmug.

Hot Dog College

A College or University where the student populous consists of a majority of idiots. There may be a few intellectual individuals, students or professors, on campus but that's all you get.

Many colleges and universities across the nation are Hot Dog Colleges indeed because anyone who can sleaze there way through high school can get in. Nobody really learns anything there.
Bill: I'm going to MSU! They accepted and I didn't even apply!

Ted: Any hot dog can get into that Hot Dog College!
by HDC attendent July 21, 2011
mugGet the Hot Dog Collegemug.

Dog N Suds

N.) Dog N Suds is the act of fucking a female in the ass, or vag. You then pull out, and proceed to bust-a-nut in her ass crack. After busting said nut, you lay your dick in between her ass cheeks. Once this is done you start lightly, or heavily running your dick through her crack, similar to titty fucking or such activities.

Vuahla, you have just committed a "Dog N Suds"
Yo, last night I was messing with my old lady, when I totally Dog N Suds'd her!! It was ballin!
by Assman1897 October 21, 2009
mugGet the Dog N Sudsmug.

Curb Your Dog

Adam: I think Jessica is so annoying

Dave: yo curb Your dog Jessica is autistic
by Gdewitt May 15, 2016
mugGet the Curb Your Dogmug.

dog shit park

Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.
Hey! Do you want to smoke some pot in dog shit?
by daeth December 17, 2004
mugGet the dog shit parkmug.

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