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got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.
After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!
by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021
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super monkey ball

A game developed by Amusement Vision, a subsidiary of Sega, and released as a launch title in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube where the player is tasked with getting a monkey trapped inside a ball into the goal. However, moving the Control Stick doesn't move the monkey, rather, it tilts the stage. This game is actually a remake of a Japan-only arcade game, simply titled Monkey Ball.
Expert Floor 7 is the hardest stage in Super Monkey Ball.
by Gestersmek September 13, 2014
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Three Big Balls

Three Big Balls (noun): A satirical, 2-minute-long hip-hop song published by DigBarGayRaps on YouTube. Assumes the perspective of a male narrator, describing the events of him partaking in homosexual intercourse. Also commonly referred to as "Four Big Guys".
Yes, Sir. Big dick, big dick. Big ol' dick, dick. Three big balls, look like we playing tennis. He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis. I jerk his dick until that nigga finish, his dick big and green, it taste just like spinach. Dudes! Dudes! I love when they send me all the nudes. Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue. He din't have a clue! He slide in and out my ass just like he's cleaning out gutters. Dick bigger than a stick of butter. Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway. He like me and my friends, 'cause we're all gay! We like dick. I like his ass, 'cause it's thick. He 'gon fuck my butt 'till I shit, and dick is dry, so I spit on the tip. Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes. They eat my ass just like apple pie. If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die. They pipe my booty 'till I cry. He licked my dick and the cum start drippin'. I took a bite out his ass, it taste like lemon pepper chicken!"
by Vortexgunner December 11, 2021
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One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.
by stbn January 3, 2010
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Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.
"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"
by Lin*z July 8, 2009
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dragon ball super

Dragon Ball Super is an ongoing Japanese anime television series produced by Toei Animation that began airing on July 5, 2015. It is a sequel show to the Dragon Ball manga and the Dragon Ball Z television series featuring the first new story line in 18 years. It is set after the defeat of Majin Boo when (Earth has become peaceful once again,But some lame ass nigga always comes to mess it up)
Mike: Dragon ball super is way better than Dragon Ball z Kai .
Will: What the hell are you on, no the fuck it is not.
Mike: Yes it is, the story line is on point.
Will: OK maybe it is.
by Chrismvp123 February 17, 2017
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