Penis

That thing guys beat till they can't no more December 1st

Bro I beat my penis so much last night

by SayTen101 July 5, 2021

Penis

Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.

John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"

by MyNameIsTotallyNotSam April 14, 2022

octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.

Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.

by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016

Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily

it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small

by helloO!!! June 5, 2024

Liquide de la penis

Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis

There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-

by LLCCH February 15, 2024

Pig Pig Penis

funny sapnap joke

yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)

by oooopogchamp December 31, 2020

Penis

The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.

Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.

by Qutie137 March 2, 2022