by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019
Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 05, 2018
Himalayan Nuts are so g-
by Himalayan July 12, 2022
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by A Random Wizard July 06, 2018
Made by a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers who thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load.
Beta male 1: "Hey Billy! I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on instagram, and call it No Nut November to show that we're cool!"
Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"
Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"
Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"
Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"
by Intolerate November 15, 2022
No Nut November or NNN is a month that you can not nut, masturbate. Watching porn and getting boners are allowed but you can nut. Look man just don't nut for 30 days!
Guy1: Broo, i just failed No nut November
Guy2: Damn bro, but you can try next year!
Guy1: yea your right
Guy2: Damn bro, but you can try next year!
Guy1: yea your right
by The coolest boi November 12, 2022