England is my city

some shit Nik Crumpton said

England is my city and if you vote for team 10

by NIXCREMPTEN July 29, 2017

My babygirl Bella

I love you very much and I promise we will get better. I will treat you better. I love you. I’m getting more gifts for you😘

My babygirl Bella is the love of my life

by “Loser” December 18, 2018

Squirrels in my pants

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022

chiding my drummer

A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?

by James Cernero March 25, 2005

suck my vagina

Touching my vagina (ew) lol. the word(s) explain it all, man.

cAn YoU nOt SuCk My VaGiNa It WaS a FuCkInG dUmB aSs JoKe BrUh!

by cow was not the burger February 4, 2021

My chemical romance

An Alt. Rock/Post hardcore band from New Jersey. Often abreviated to 'mcr' or 'My chem.' Cops a lot of flak for no paticular reason. Constantly labled Goth, emo etc. just because a few of the band members have Black hair and wear small amounts of makeup. They aren't the same as Simple Plan or Good Charlette who bitch about how crap their lives are. Their songs have moving, almost poetic lyrics.
Most haters base their opinions entirely on 'I'm not okay' which, whilst not a bad song, is definetly not their best. Check out something more like 'Thank you for the venom' or 'Headfirst for halos'.
It's alright if you don't particulary like MCR, just give them a fair go, listen to more than a few songs, and don't say stuff like "MCR SUX! FUCK OFF YOU PISSY EMO FAGS".
Also, if you do like them, don't start saying things like "Z0MFG MCR PWNZ U NOOBS". That just creates a bad name for mcr.

Stupid person1: "I HATE MCR THEY SUCK THEY ARE GOTH FAGS"
Smart person1: " I heard a bit of their stuff and I don't really like it".

Stupid person2: "OMFG MCR ROX!!!!!!! IF U DONT LIKE THEM U ARE A FAg!!!!!!!!!!"
Smart person2: "My chemical romance is definetly one of my favourite bands. I love their music".

by sadistic_monkey September 8, 2008

Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010