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Blind Friend

A friend who is your friend when her other friends aren't around. But, when they are, she will treat you like trash and ignore you for weeks on time. She bounces to one friend to the next. But it will be a mistake to jump in with the wrong group. The one has a friend like this is sweet, reliable, smart, pretty, the type of girl any guy would want. But some, are shy, and the guy is blinded by the Friend Dumper. He is focused on her not the real friend. But don't worry, when you are older, they will come crawling back to be friends again, then are willing to forgive and maybe get hurt again? Or are you playing it safe, and taking the high road? The choice is yours. My advice, chose wisely, one wrong move might hurt you more.
Girl 1- Who does she think she is?
Girl 2- She's a Blind Friend. She was my friend, but she is "best friends" with Abby now. It sucks.
Blind Friend by The girl ;) May 4, 2015
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chill friend 

Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard relationship

Often used to describe two people who use each other solely for sexual gratification and nothing else. Usually this is a sexual relationship that still allows for each partner to seek sexual and emotional relationships with other people, but can rely on each other for a quickie or a booty call .

Has replaced the term for fuck buddy with the recent popularity of Netflix and Chill.
"yo, who's that?"
"thats my chill friend" ;)
"ohhhhh"
chill friend by Aren't Thou December 29, 2015

Russell friend 

Absolute knob head who spreads untrue rumours round school normally about 'crushes' and who people 'like.' He especially likes basing these rumours about siblings
Student 1: Gemma likes Devon
Student 2: who told you?
Student 1: Russell friend
Student 2: don't believe it he is an asshole
Russell friend by Hollybranch April 19, 2016

Best Friend 

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now
Best Friend by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016

Best Friend 

Whoever wish hell upon my soul and spirit,
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend!
Best Friend by GloryKlaw August 12, 2016

Best Friend 

Someone you can insult as much as possible and still force to buy you food.
"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
Best Friend by Hesebe July 25, 2016

best friend card 

Card u can play on ur best friend to make sure they will help u cus they r ur best friend can only be used once a month and in appropriate sense
Becky I'm using my best friend card so u have to make sure jake isn't cheating on me!
best friend card by Justin1230 January 27, 2017