dick cheese 

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

dick cheese by girthydog February 1, 2020

Cottage cheese blanket 

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

Cottage cheese blanket by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

cream cheese people 

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

cream cheese people by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Dick cheese 

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

Dick cheese by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

fine cheese 

Cockney rhyming slang for Chinese (particularly Chinese food).

I'd love a fine cheese.

fine cheese by Scousepower420 March 15, 2020

Crevice cheese 

The coagulation of nacho cheese inside of a folded tortilla chip.

Joel was elated when he grabbed the chip full of crevice cheese.

Crevice cheese by Branks April 26, 2020

snuffy cheese 

The product of when a guy leaves his Diller(syphilis) untreated for thirty years, frequently oozes a greenish puss from underneath the toque skin.

That Cobalt Mans had the Diller for so long the Snuffy Cheese could pass for guacamole. Never to be laid again he’s forever shackled to his Wanksock

snuffy cheese by Burgers Magoodigan May 16, 2020