Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr June 30, 2013

Jack enhoff

Yet another play on words. Yet another announcement of sorts

Deejay in an exotic gentlemens club:"jack enhoff please report to the fantasy room now".

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 02, 2024

faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024

jack jeffries

An absolute cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I love you really cunt.

Oi Jack Jeffries you fucking cunt suck my toes

by MJ2003 April 16, 2020

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie September 09, 2017