melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

dick darts

instead of a queef, it’s a fart from ur dick hole. 10/10 recommend for olympics

wanna play a quick game of dick darts before i go to bed?

by bhadbitchparty.tingz November 26, 2019

Dick mood

Getting in the mood to fuck everything and anything in your wake

I had been in a dick mood since I watched shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Introvertedpenis_8 April 12, 2017

walmart dick

When you are having petty as hoe Sex because your a scank

Damn bro you gotta Walmart dick.

by Cjdoe April 27, 2016

Joggin' Dick

used for people who like jogging on dick

Zay: You watched the game last night?
Alan: Yeah, the Jets whooped the Bills. They never stood a chance.
Zay: stop joggin' dick shorty!

by kaizen017 September 28, 2023

Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021

back-dicking

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation

During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.

by Crasstopher January 15, 2017