Cat

Cat is the coolest thing on earth because of how it has so much energy and it looks crazy

Ooooo i love this cat it looks like a big fluffy ball of fur

by Hehehepenny-hehehe January 9, 2022

Cat

A mystical creature that will knock off the papers on your desk and dirty your house but will also cuddle and bite you.

"Hey dude, do you think it's a cat?"
"Well, it knocked over my papers and laid down on them... So I would assume yes.

by Midevil Doomguy January 13, 2022

Cats

The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.

P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies

by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022

Cat

An animal who is THE CUTEST F R E A K I N G THING ON EARTH CAN YOU BLAME ME!?!?

My girlfriend just got a cat

by AliceTheSagittarius January 14, 2022

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

Cats

Shane Dawson's cum dumpster

I like cats

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Cats

The definition of purrfect.
Cats are the most wonderful thing in the world and no one can change my mind.

Cats are amazing

by miniisepic January 15, 2022