hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

The fear of ridiculously long words. Strangely enough, it is a long words itself.

Mike: Doctor, I think I have a fear if lengthy words.
Doctor: Hm. Seems like a case of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Mike: Ahh! What the?!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's highly treatable. Unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Mike: AAAHH! The horror!! (Mike jolts out of the room, in terror and fear)

by Boeing777_300ER March 9, 2024

Flag

Get the hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia mug.

Hippyocrisy

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, John's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

by DAKster March 15, 2024

Flag

Get the Hippyocrisy mug.

hippyocrisy

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, Amber's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

by DAKster March 18, 2024

Flag

Get the hippyocrisy mug.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobe

A person who has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia; the fear of long words.

"Such a shame, Bryson couldn't get past the second word when we tried doing that weird 'long word spelling quiz', because he was a hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobe; he nearly fainted when he heard the word 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'..."

by Cnfsn March 21, 2024

Flag