Cat

A little fucker WHO WONT STOP SCRATCHING ME, also very cute

tyrone: yo is that your cat?
sans: yea its a little fucker

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

by spapaspap January 3, 2022

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022

Cats

Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.

"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 3, 2022

kitty cat

the most adorable thing in the world

can i have your kitty cat for 100$ no its to kute

by im a furry January 4, 2022

Wampus cat

A furry aggressive feline with very aggressive behavior. Known to on a full moon night. To hunt down men , women , and children of all race, size and color. "TeariClaws" is the strand of razor hook claws. Found on 88% of the wampus cats that where killed and reported. With teeth Sharper then your grandma's HDTV. Mangie they may be. With eyes beedey they will find you and hunt you down.

The wampus cat came out of the darkness and destroyed my 1998 suburban.

by Big big boi January 6, 2022

Cat Mario

Mario, but with a Cat; and a ton of unfair BS. Trial and error galore.

Cat Mario is for masochists

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022