call it a life

going to sleep forever

friend 1
prob time for me to call it a night too
take care all

friend 2
call it a life

by 51423 November 27, 2023

Mint Life

Always pronounced with a sarcastic tone simply means that your life, in whole, through and through, sucks and is meaningless, determined by those you know and love around you. Usually said to make you aware that banging out that whore last night without a condom just confirmed you to be a loser.

"I can't beleive you banged out that whore! Mint Life"
"Mint Life Dude"

by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

Kaylenes love of her life

Ethan Alvarado

Oh yeah ethan is kaylenes love of her life

by EthansWIFE September 12, 2021

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017

life

to be or not to be that is the question. Die

I want to end my life

by scp fan fic November 5, 2020

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024