Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025

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italian father: you look like a high class mexican
italian son: si papa

by stinkomang November 24, 2025

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The Zesty Mexican

A young, latino "male" who often associates with gay men and snow bunnies. The Zesty Mexican not only has thick thighs, but has quite the attraction to them. A typical Zesty Mexican may enjoy more water-down versions of his own cuisine, such as tex-mex. Said zesty Mexican usually lives somewhere Utah so he may be integrated into the bland white culture that the piece of shit state presents. Although a zesty Mexican is still Mexican, just by talking to one, you would think he is a homosexual white male, despite his obviously threatening presence

"Look at The Zesty Mexican! Boy does he look like a white dude!"

by SkellyGuy December 2, 2025

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60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024

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