cum me a river

to cum a river

oi ringo m8 cum me a river

by cum n cocaine aka sam September 10, 2021

Cummed and Dusted

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria

Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted

by goon_squad February 15, 2024

Cum Pot

A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.

I just used my cum pot and it was amazing. It only stung a little but

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023

Pegged with cum

When a girl cums inside of your ass while pegging you. Requires tools. However very enjoyable. The girl enjoys overpowering her man and releasing her fluids down his butt. It’s also enjoyable for the guy.

The girl makes the man her bitch while pegging him with her squirt

Me: Have you tried getting pegged with cum?

Friend: yes

Me: how is it?

Friend: amazing. now we get to cum in each others ass and enjoy each other fully. I enjoy keeping her cum in my butt too.

Me: that’s cool

Friend: yep. It feels she is impregnating me too

by Rando53356 December 13, 2024

cum music

music that you cum to. The meaning as a whole is up to interpratation

yeah bro that new tame impala is cum music.

by hunk kisser March 16, 2020

Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024