pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.

My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.

by mrvincent May 18, 2021

cum

white sticky stuff

where’s george? oh he’s cumming in his girls mouth

by neymar daddy December 31, 2022

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024

randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 9, 2020

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Cum Skin

A term used to describe white people

hey bro, see that cuck, cum skin.

by katlantis October 6, 2025