Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
by Marker000 August 7, 2024
Get the Iceberg Right Ahead! mug.The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
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the act of stroking meat on video and sending it to a girl with black hair the sender of the video must be a chopped ahh boy and plays hockey
by porkslimenut December 15, 2023
Get the mac and cheese ahh boy mug.Shahzadi Haque Ahona is the best person in the entire world. You wanna be a great person whos funny and cool? Be like Ahona.
by skibiditoilet November 20, 2023
Get the shahzadi haque ahona mug.So upon pulling up to my favourite place to watch the stars at night i gave her "thee goat ahead" so she could begin to watch her favourite part of watching the stars also.
by iDontFuqOn1stDate March 4, 2024
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