tj cheese

the best bloke in the world big cock and gets all the birds

that bloke is a tj cheese

by bigballsbarry August 16, 2021

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025

Fuffin no cheese

You just ain’t lying when you talking

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah bro she hot
Guy 1: Fr, I ain’t fuffin no cheese.

by Gelsheuwlbs November 23, 2018

Cheesing on my Schwonz

To be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-
Other guy: Hey don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge

Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life

by war thunder player February 23, 2024

NOT-YO-CHEESE

When 2 men finish “docking” each other they leave their product in there uncut penis to set for a bit to turn into cheese then the men proceed to receive oral sex.

The two men where very excited to try not-yo-cheese to spice there relationship up.

by MunchinHippy September 22, 2025

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards

"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024