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Black Milk Clothing

Overpriced leggings, catsuits, bathing suits and other clothing items made in Australia that will set you back anywhere from $80-$200 a piece.

Mostly worn by super skinny anorexic girls with the body of a 12 year old boy or obese women whose every cellulite dimple is accentuated by the fact that you're wearing expensive sausage casing on your legs.

Wearers of Black Milk Clothing call themselves sharkies or hot little bosses in order to validate their stupid decision to buy expensive clothing that somehow sets you apart from the rest of the legging wearing peasantry.
OMG IM SUCH A HOT LITTLE BOSS TAKING SELFIES OF ME WITH MY BLACK MILK CLOTHING

OMG DONT BE HATING ON OUR BLACKMILK PAGE, JUST BECAUSE WE SUPPORT BODY DIVERSITY DOESNT MEAN WE WILL SHOW MODELS WITH ANY OTHER SORT OF BODY
by SharkieNoms February 3, 2013
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Regulus Alphard Black

The younger brother of Sirius Black in the Harry Potter Series. He was killed by Voldemort for backing away from the evil deads required of him as a Death Eater.
Jimbo: I think RAB is Regulus Alphard Black.
Billy-Bob: Yeah, me too. It'd make perfect sense cuz the Black's weren't supposed to really like Voldy's actions anyway
by AlliO August 9, 2005
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black girl jacket

a coat that only covers where the chocolate milk comes from
usually has fake fur on the fringe of the hood

sometimes plaid
Trystyn: I just got a new coat, Hannah! *holds it up*
Hannah: Dude, thats a black girl jacket!
Trystyn: What?
Hannah: It only covers your boobs, its plaid, and it has some retarded ass fake fur on it... why did you think this would look good?!
Trystan: Oh... well i thought it would look hot...
Hannah: Dude, your not black!
by wenistractor January 4, 2011
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Black-Belly Ninja

A nigga who know how to do them Kung-Fus real good. He got a black belly because he take so many punches right in the gut. Real strong nigga.
That guy is a Black-Belly Ninja dawg.
by BlackBellyBoy June 19, 2018
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Black Screen of WTF?!

Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.

You've just killed your computer, congratulations!
Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...
by Monster Truck Smash August 31, 2011
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Black President Theorem

After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
by T2o8 September 15, 2015
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Black up plan

A black up plan can only be observed.

"What the hell, you're 2 weeks pregnant?!? Where's my boxing gloves."
by bpiau2728 March 8, 2012
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