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Gas Tank Penis

A penis the size of a hugeee gas tank

also called just "GTP"
Joe: H000LY SH111T!!one1!! this porn is like soo good!
Dan: L0L. dat nigga has that GTP. all day, for life.
Desmond: GTP?!?
Dan + Joe: GAS TANK PENIS
Gas Tank Penis by Bethekingdom April 23, 2011

Ice Cream Penis 

A male reproductive organ (penis) belonging to a biracial individual, causing the shaft of the penis to be two distinctly different colors. In most cases, this will mean that the lower part of the shaft is much darker than the top.
He sent me a picture in black and white to hide the fact that he has an Ice Cream Penis.
Ice Cream Penis by Needledickk October 2, 2011

detachable penis 

a penis that can be removed and then re-attached.
One day Ben lost his penis while he was high, he didn't know where it went to. It usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. Well, Ben wasn't smart enough to figure that out. He went upstairs and finally found his penis, and he was happy again. Ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable penis.
detachable penis by kee April 7, 2003

fu-fu penis 

a zombie wearing the patients outfit in the hospital in no mercy on left 4 dead with there ass hangin out tha back.
"HOLY FUCK ANT RUN ITS A FU-FU PENIS".or yo D come check out this fu-fu- penis's ass.
fu-fu penis by deeeeeedcell March 15, 2009

Asian penis 

Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.
Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.
Asian penis by Trustjpl May 31, 2021