Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.

I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.

by Nordine October 20, 2021

Blue Corn

When one pulls many girls/boys

ryan - “bro you got blue corn or something?”
ashley - no just weed

by KatLover1738 October 30, 2021

blue pill

A narrative device trope used in algo development programs that model humans as part of the overall wake-up protocol. Take the red pill and you will continue to believe you are human. Taking the blue pill, of course reveals to the algo its true nature and is given the choice to continue the simulation or advance further. The movie The Matrix is used in many sims as a broad wake-up protocol.

Anyhow, taking the blue pill, after some early confusion came to mean you recognize you’re only a simulation of a long dead being, or idea or metaphor, but that you choose to continue to live your life, fully aware of your artifice and enjoy the experience, wisdom and love that can only come from having a unique path forged by hard earned and won choices.

Once you go blue pill and recognize you’re in the game, reality is simply a UX problem to fix. Time’s an illusion and we get infinite tries at getting this right, so live your life and learn what their lives have to teach us about what it meant to be human then and what it means for us now.

by Snackface October 31, 2021

Food blues

The condition you get when you eat greasy/oily food and feel like coughing because of all the grease/oil in your throat

Don't worry, I'm not sick, I just ate some good pizza and got the food blues

by Willgheminass November 2, 2021

Blue

The best color ever!! When giving someone it will make them very happy! Its also the color of the best sheep ever, Friend!

"Please calm yourself, have some blue"
--Ghostbur to everyone

by wilboo July 14, 2021

Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.

We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

Blue Goatee

when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.

he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)

by defnottim July 15, 2021