Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 1, 2021

cum

the white substance made after jerking off

Jeramy: Damn Liam did you just jerk off and cummed everywhere

Liam: yes

by Xx_DezzNuts_xX February 21, 2022

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

Cum Credit

. Cum Credit: A hypothetical currency where orgasms replace money, and pleasure is the ultimate trade-off.
2. Cum Credit: A steamy exchange system where every orgasm is a deposit, and satisfaction is the ultimate form of wealth.

3. Cum Credit: A lust-driven economy where pleasure is the currency and every intense moment is a transaction.

1. Example: "Keep that up, and you'll be rolling in Cum Credit by the end of the night."
2. For instance, "You’re running a deficit—better start earning some Cum Credit tonight
3. "You’re a little behind on your payments, so I’ll gladly accept some Cum Credit to settle the balance

by White Devil 👿 January 24, 2025

Cum

The male juice that women love drinking

Sarah is a cum slut

by THEGOOBLER April 26, 2023

Cum-Guzzler

A dickhead who constanly spurts stupid shit out of there mouth which they have consumed from other people.

Person 1: "Did you know that people who have a larger index finger than ring finger have a 12 inch monster penis"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.

by rove nipperess September 18, 2022

21 Cum Salute

Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.

Damn my favorite onlyfans hoe died last week. I'll bust out a 21 Cum Salute in her honor.

by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025