t-bag

To get ridicously drunk to the poit where you use pointless pick up lines like "shhhh" or "ra ra ra dry martini"

"hey dude, you did a t-bag last night"

by edward t June 23, 2007

sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.

things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.

by mwg April 27, 2008

Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009

Coach bag whore

a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.

friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"

Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"

by dudelistico2012 August 11, 2011

Douche Bag Fag

a gay male, who can't love another boy, because hes too "busy" and he probably doesn't want to accept the fact that he is a fag. As a result of these douche bag fags, awesome people end up getting hurt in the end

Joesph: oo i cant come see you today, im uhh busy
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle

by Brennycakes June 9, 2008

dime bag

Dime Bag someone who is a tattler or a snitch. a person who will "drop a dime" anyone.

That dime bag told every one I ate the last slice of pie.

by Michaelrckstdy December 25, 2005

afghan tea-bag

Similar to tea bagging but instead of the mans balls being dipped into a womans mouth, they're lowered into her eyes!

See also: tea bag tea-bag tea-bagged tea bagger

Man: Hey baby, it's time for a tea-bag - AFGHAN STYLE!!
Woman: What the fuck is that?
Man: You'll see....
Woman: Arrrgghhhh my eyes
Man: Afghan Tea-Bag baby - Recognize!!

by Jim July 19, 2004