Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!

I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.

by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

Deez Nuts

A term for DeDeDe-DeNutauis. This term will refer to as YOUR MOM. And if somebody says "Deez" it will mean they are most likely going to say that.

"Deez." "Deez what?" "DEEZ NUTS HA GOT EM!"

by YourMomAt3AM March 10, 2022

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

nut

when some weird white shit comes out of a penis after tickling the pickle

Guy: Yo I just busted a nut
Friend: ok

by sejnle January 5, 2021

Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018

beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.

Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.

by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012