cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

cactus jack by super fagel August 7, 2009

Happy Jack 

Someone being condescendingly friendly. Someone who is a phony.

After rob gets done beating his wife and 3 little children his wife's sister calls and he answers the phone " Hey Sue, cute patootie, how ya been? Long time no see". What a happy jack!

Happy Jack by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno December 28, 2007

Captain Jack's 

An liquor store located in the Bismarck and Mandan area's in North Dakota.

Let's go down to Captain Jack's and get some booze.

Captain Jack's by Moonshiner1269 December 9, 2008

Hell-Jack 

1. The combination of hell and jackass.

2. A great tasting beer.

3. Pretaining to something cool.

"That hell-jack isn't going to hurt you!"

Raven says.

"That beer is hell-jack!"

Raven burped.

"That movie last night was hell-jack!"

Raven said.

Hell-Jack by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009

Happy Jack 

when smoking a joint put a mint breath strip on your tongue so that you can taste winter in your mouth

guy1: Dude, i totally smoked a Happy Jack
guy2: no way, how was it
guy1: it was like winter in my mouth

Happy Jack by The Stale Cow July 24, 2011

Potato Jack 

An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.

Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded

Potato Jack by Zorik October 20, 2017

A Jack 

Cheats on women and lies to every single one of them. Pretty much lives up to straight J guy names being assholes!

"Man don't be A Jack!! They suck!!!"

A Jack by HeyDanisaurus May 31, 2020