Double-Crossed

When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.

The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.

The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.

It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.

Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.

Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.

by Pouncer400 March 29, 2023

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double nubbin

When a guy has one leg and when you ask to rub it in return he asks you rub the other nub (his peener)

That guy has a prosthetic leg, I wonder if he would let me rub the nub. He would probably ask for payment. At that point I'd be double nubbin

by doublenubbin April 2, 2023

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Double H

Double h means high and horny

Cant talk rn im double h!

duuude im sooo double h rn.

by Driedelisgay April 3, 2023

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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

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