bookmark cum 

Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.

My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum

bookmark cum by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

zippy cum hole 

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

zippy cum hole by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019

Bubble cum 

Where someone cums in the butt of someone, who then farts and the cum creates a bubble out of the arse hole; just like blowing a bubble with bubble gum.

Oh my days bro, last night was so fun i made her bubble cum!

Bubble cum by Smegma-destroyer June 17, 2019

Smack Cum 

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”

Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night

Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date

Smack Cum by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019

flying cum 

Cum blast intended to impact your stomach misses and goes into orbit

Flying cum is Me: I was slapping my staff and held it in for to long and it was sent into space.

Space: the cinnamon toast hard is this.

flying cum by SweatCicle October 1, 2019

prepuberty cum 

Going through the muscle movements of cumming and getting no cum before puberty

My teen friends talked about jacking off and I tired and prepuberty cummed.

prepuberty cum by momcantfindout October 13, 2019

Color cum 

When you have erectile bleeding caused immense amount of gonorrhea also known as “the clap”.

It’s like rainbow goldfish but it’s cum. And you eat it. “Wow great sex last night, you really made me color cum due to my immense amount of “the clap”.

Color cum by Ben Tadych October 25, 2019