Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021

My time green

Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it

-Ny6ixx aniya

Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”

by Ny6ix June 1, 2024

tummy time for that cat

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.

It’s tummy time for that cat!

by catsarefat February 28, 2022

the best song of all time

i'm mr. dweamy clay
and i miss my gogy man

the best song of all time is lit this

by dweamycreamy January 8, 2022

time capsule

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)

time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this

by wtf do I write in here bro August 15, 2024

Lit times

When you think to yourself, these are lit times

Person 1: this game is lit
Person 2: these are lit times

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

The Keim Time Special

When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.

"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"

by Basic Rich December 16, 2022