eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Cheese On Toast

Cheese on toast is Grilled cheese on top of a piece of bread. Cheese on toast is John Deacon's favourite dish, something that is made fun of in the Queen Fandom.

-Let's have some Cheese On Toast.
-Pft who are you? John Deacon?

by ilovequeensomuchuwu June 29, 2019

Cheese Claw

Fingers that are covered in Cheeto cheese after heavy consumption.

Hey, Cheese Claw!

by Cheese Claw June 20, 2011

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Swiss Cheese

Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.

Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!

by Mars-------------Uktor March 17, 2021

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

cheese dumpies

something you get when you eat too much cheese, much like constipation.

Walter "hey what happened to you?"

Some guy "oh man i had so much cheese last night i just spent an hour in the bathroom trying to push out my cheese dumpies"

by T&Tfan September 17, 2011