Smacked Ass

The look of an embarrassed, humiliated person or angry person, indicated by a flushed face read skin.

Damn dude, you came out of that meeting looking like a smacked ass!

by Skeebo127 April 7, 2009

ass monkey

Someone who constantly follows someone else around and agrees with everything they say and do.

"hey, should we invite Ben around tonight?"

"nah, his ass monkey Matt will have to come too."

"oh yeah. let's not."

by turnip bukowski September 26, 2006

Ass face

Amber in my neighborhood. she is ugly as hell. I would still get another hand job from her

Amber is a dirty cum suckin ass face

by NickKar402 September 4, 2003

ass bag

a clumpy person who has an oversized asshole that looks like bag of shit hanging down when seen through the pants. Also referred to as a "clumpy fredwayne"

Hey Fred, what's that sac of shit hanging from your anus?? Wanye you know better....that's not shit, that's my ass bag!

by Jadee bithches July 19, 2006

ass pizza

The gas and diarrhea that results from eating pizza. Especially occurs in individuals who are lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately I can't go to the prom as I have a bad case of ass pizza.

by Jebblebbles June 4, 2007

ass hat

1.)practitioner of ass hattery

All paladins are ass hats

by Jesus Barron February 27, 2008

Emily's ass

NOT INITIATIVE

emily:geez i wish that boy would grab some initiative

blair: emily ur ass is not intitative
emily:well he grabs it anyway

ex2
boyfriend: did u know that emily's ass is not initiative?
girlfriends best friend: omg she really has her work cut out with u doesn't she? **gives exasperated look**

by gesbian September 9, 2010