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Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped
Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.
by Bananzalone May 28, 2018
mugGet the Drop a double duecemug.

double nickelsalad

An excellent salad for one or two. Or one. Your choice. Exclusive to the Rusty bucket.
Yo dawg. I'm down for getting that double nickelsalad sprinkled with crackers. We can share it , it's enough for two.

Dude...I honestly thought you were talking about picking up two black hookers and sprinkling crack on their asses
by wookiec41g February 28, 2020
mugGet the double nickelsaladmug.

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.
People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
mugGet the Double standardmug.

double fist punch

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!
by Big D666 December 29, 2016
mugGet the double fist punchmug.

irregular-double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and half-uncle (other parent's half-brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Half-aunt (parent's half-sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
3- Living being that has zero parents and three grandparents in common with another living being.
Irregular-double-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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double downs

When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
by Killme190 November 22, 2019
mugGet the double downsmug.

double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
by Kevareeno August 28, 2021
mugGet the double-dog-dumpmug.

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