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Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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Throat Fart

I just chugged a whole can of Pepsi and now I am about to let out a huge throat fart.
by Trudgingalong September 15, 2022
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Doople fart

I looked over and saw my sister let out a big stinky doople fart.
by Gryphon84 September 18, 2022
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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 21, 2022
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Chaser fart

A series of flatulent aftershocks that follow the methane main shock.
While working out in an ab class, the man behind me, ripped a giant fart that was followed by some chaser farts.
by Staci B September 23, 2022
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Popcorn fart

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
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Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart
by HeH2028 September 27, 2022
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