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by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017
Get the flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a canmug. The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes ð“‚€
by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023
Get the Double Glazed Windowsmug. A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010
Get the Double-Loaded Weaponmug. When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off
by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016
Get the Double baggermug. Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
Get the The New Fashioned Double Thumb Aroundmug. when two guys penetrate the same girl's pussy.
the girl lies on her back on top of guy #1, who is also lying on his back. standing in front of her is guy #2, who fucks her missionary. the position is very similar to double penetration, except with guy #1 fucking her pussy instead of her asshole.
the top of guy #1's dick is touching the floor of the girl's pussy, while the top of guy #2's dick is touching the roof of her pussy. the bottom halves of both dicks rub against each other, which can potentially get uncomfortable without lube.
this can be very pleasurable for the girl, who's essentially taking one dick with ~1.5-2x the girth. a popular variation has the girl lying on her stomach instead, allowing guy #1 to make out with her and/or guy #2 to spank her.
the girl lies on her back on top of guy #1, who is also lying on his back. standing in front of her is guy #2, who fucks her missionary. the position is very similar to double penetration, except with guy #1 fucking her pussy instead of her asshole.
the top of guy #1's dick is touching the floor of the girl's pussy, while the top of guy #2's dick is touching the roof of her pussy. the bottom halves of both dicks rub against each other, which can potentially get uncomfortable without lube.
this can be very pleasurable for the girl, who's essentially taking one dick with ~1.5-2x the girth. a popular variation has the girl lying on her stomach instead, allowing guy #1 to make out with her and/or guy #2 to spank her.
bernice told me she gets extra sensitive when she's stretched out, so i got one of my friends and gave her a double stuffed pussy. it made her moan way more than usual.
by ferr.ero rocher April 22, 2024
Get the double stuffed pussymug. A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.
Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you
Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker
Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker
Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
Get the Double punchmug.