Ishaan Time

Mastrubate intently in Chemistry

During class, Ishaan Time happened daily.

by tallnutttter December 6, 2022

Timely

Something that takes no time.

The game was timely

by Bobeta Roberta April 9, 2022

Unc Times

Times so long ago that anyone around for them is now an unc

“Yo dude this textbook is from 1992!”
“Shit, 1992? Unc times fr!”

by BeeferBoy1979 November 15, 2025

National kiss one person for the time

You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time

A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*

by Spredlove1234580 April 12, 2019

PUMP TIME!

a time when JCU throwers go way too hard on the weights.

I totally just threw up from all that PUMP TIME!

Lou loves lifting, hes such a PUMP TIME! whore.

by PUMP TIME April 22, 2011

One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”

1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby

by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024

Harry Time

Leaving a retake too late

"Dont worry he is playing harry time"

by harry moment December 7, 2022