fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 27, 2009

Fuck mook

Just another word for a person who is a dumb ass.

Get your ass off the copier you fuck mook.

by Thalian_Chick February 7, 2005

fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

by Big Wank April 25, 2006

fucking moron

One who doesn't know what the fuck there doing and doesn't know anything at all.

Adam is a Fucking Moron.

by Jeff October 21, 2003

Fuck the Internet

When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.

Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?

by Benjawoman October 26, 2015

nose fucking

the act of making yourself sneeze by sticking something really long up your nose.

i was congested so i used this pen for some nose fucking.

by baby mac-11 clips October 14, 2007

clutch fuck

1. Someone who cant drive a car with any type of control.
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car

Damn, Danny really is a clutch fuck, he cant drive worth shit.

by Tubby5489 May 13, 2006