one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

by General C. September 30, 2006

one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.

A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

One Man Hand Party

A term reffering to masturbation

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011

Type one or type two

on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.

hey babe are you Type one or type two-
type one, look!

by jezzabee January 10, 2010

One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

Sneaky Naughty Nasty One

Something or someone that is hard or difficult to do. such as a math problem or a male model.

Algebra 1 Teacher- watch out for that sneaky naughty nasty one.

by LadyGaGaBV February 9, 2010