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Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.
Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.
by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008
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Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.
Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.
by Poo Tootie August 2, 2006
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puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.
I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.
by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008
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free the shit

to invade and occupy a 3rd world city or country, (usually in the middle east) destroy all modern infrastructure, murder innocent civilians labeled as terrorists while blatantly hiding ulterior motives which may include monetary or strategic gain... all in the name of freedom.
"Them Iranians??? We'z gonna free them shit outta them. We'z gonna free the shit outta them soo hard they wont know what hit em!" - Pvt. 1st Class Billy Bob

"Them Iraqi's?? We freed the shit outta them. We freed the shit outta them so good, them terrorists ran back to their mommies and we bombed em at home!!" - George W. Bush
by A_A February 5, 2008
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B-Shit

One who coughs and poops their pants; A negative remark towards someone
(cough) Dude, I just did a serious B-Shit in my underwear.
Stop being such a B-Shit all the time.
by MatchedPlayer July 17, 2010
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flowery shit

when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit
tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell
by slang master daddy April 26, 2009
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shitting dicks

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.
by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010
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