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Planter's Penis 

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A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
Planter's Penis by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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soft shell penis 

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a limp penis covered by a condom.
I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!

soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006
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confused penis 

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Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.
person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis
confused penis by turtle<3 September 10, 2005
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Skinny Penis 

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A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
WOOHOO
"Did you here that he Skinny Penised her?"
"No way! I haven't met a Skinny Penis since highschool"
Skinny Penis by Chanchaso February 14, 2018
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my penis 

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a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
my penis by big monsta August 8, 2003
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Guacamole Nigga Penis 

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Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm
Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !