Cool Cat

A Giant Orange Pedophilic Cat That "Saves" The Fucking Kids Against Keemstar And He Loves All Kid.

The Guy Behind Cool Cat Is Jared Fogle.

by Lord McWaffles May 22, 2018

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

cat pan

An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.

She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.

by McBigBooty January 27, 2020

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

The Battle Cats.

A cool game with cats destroying existence roll cats get cats love cats increase cat popularity increase cat population.

Ginger :Hey I just played The Battle Cats.
Asian :No way I love roll cat.
Peter Griffin: You stupid

by Quenvempona2013 June 24, 2023