mom be like humour

Where a 20-year-old describes their experiences with their mom from the perspective of a 9-year-old

"haha don't you just hate it when mom doesn't let you game past 10 pm" Said by 20-year-old single adult engaging in mom be like humour.

by momoniemoproblem February 20, 2023

Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022

your mom

your mom

your mom gay

by Jake Brand November 30, 2018

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

your mom

your mom

Hey! your mom

by extracoldbeans March 27, 2021

mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 2, 2021

your mom

quite a nice woman who, despite her chronic hair growing problem and her chronic obesity she makes great cookies.

look at that your mom, despite her chronic hair growing problem and her chronic obesity she makes great cookies.

by squirrelboyiscool December 3, 2021